Tired of sleepless nights? Looking for a sure-fire method to fall asleep fast? Tried Unisom, Sominex, Sonata, and Ambien, all without results? Then maybe it's time you ended your insomnia with CALIBER!
CALIBER, discovered centuries ago in China, is the proven way to get to sleep quickly and easily. Available in many sizes, CALIBER is guaranteed to solve your sleepless nights or your money will be cheerfully refunded to your next-of-kin.
Simply insert a single round of CALIBER into the easy-to-use applicator, place the end of the applicator into your mouth, and squeeze the grip. Presto! We couldn't have made it any easier! CALIBER is available in boxes of one, twenty, and fifty. No refills needed, ever! Applicators are sold separately and may be purchased from your local sporting goods retailer, hunting supply store, or friendly neighborhood pawn shop.
Side-effects may include but are not limited to: headache, nausea, hemorrhaging (usually stops within a minute), diarrhea, spontaneous evacuation of bowel contents, loss of bladder control, blindness, shortness of breath, and seizures. Not responsible for improper use. Must be 21 to purchase applicator in most states, and must be able to pass a criminal background check.
Buy CALIBER now and end your suffering TODAY!
Rob Petitt
10-26-07